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Funny Quotes

Here are some of the best quotes I've heard
These are like the only quotes that I understand but they are quite funny


This is Mallerie....
Actually no, I'm just kidding. This is the Gap Troll from MadTV
  Some quotes
My favourite quotes:
-Even mermaids need shoes-a Vans add

-Why is there whiteout on your hand? Cuz I had pen on it!-Jessyca

-Sometimes I go to my own little world but that's ok because they know me there!-some website

-Imagination is more important than knowledge- Albert Einstein

Even More Quotes
-Ohhhhhh, that's cuuuuuute-Lorraine

-What did she say about cupcakes?-Homer Simpson

-"Balls, balls" said the queen, "If I had two, I'd be king!" The king laughed not beacuse he wanted to, but because he HAD two!- Mallerie's cooky old grandpa

- I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day, tomorrow isn't looking good either...
-Mallerie

-What the hell is Goofy?-Stand by Me

Go see Mallerie's site....Now!.....Actually wait until you've seen all of my site.

More Quotes
-It's a giraffe!-Patrick Starr

-If a person is going through a crisis while playing hide and go seek, do they automatically lose because they've lost themselves?-Kaylie


Heeeeere's Lorraine!
-That's not and Aries! That's a boat!-Me (inside joke)

-What moon?-Kyle

-Clams have feelings too!-NoFX

-If a person is going through a crisis while playing hide and go seek, do they automatically lose because they've lost themselves?-Kaylie


Stuart!
He makes MadTV the funniest show.......on Saturday nights that it!